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By Paul Hanstedt

In this alternately hilarious and heartrending memoir, acclaimed author and editor Paul Hanstedt recounts the real tale of his family's fresh sojourn to Hong Kong. Hanstedt and his spouse and 3 children--aged nine, 6, and 3--lived in Hong Kong for a 12 months, a yr beset via tradition conflict, vicious bullies, clinic visits, M&Ms, and the worst traffic congestion you have ever seen.

Through the eyes of the earnest if occasionally clueless Hanstedt family members, you will discover a global you've gotten by no means identified sooner than. yet after all, Hong Konged is ready position and kin and what it truly is that makes us human--no subject who we're or the place we live.

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