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By Linda Lombardi

There is a lot that animals don't need you to understand, and the higher their public snapshot, the more severe their secrets and techniques are: gang-rapist dolphins; lazy, infanticidal lions; and, in fact, our personal canine, who consume our cash, set our homes on fireplace, and in additional than one case, truly shoot their vendors with guns.

Animals Behaving Badly indicates that animals are only like us: gluttonous, egocentric, violent, lustful, and constantly looking for number 1. utilizing anecdotes from the inside track and from medical examine, Linda Lombardi pokes enjoyable at our softhearted preconceptions approximately animals, makes us consider a bit larger approximately humanity's basest impulses, and painlessly teaches us a piece extra approximately our hairy and feathered friends.

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  • Bees love alcohol: even, says one researcher, greater than university scholars
  • Pandas take pleasure in pornographic movies-they're fairly aroused via the soundtrack-and macaques can pay with juice to examine soiled photos
  • A rabbit who lives in a pub in England is hooked on playing with a slot computer
  • African elephants raised by means of teenage moms shape violent formative years gangs

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I simply desired to contact it. ” one other panda-hug culprit at a zoo in southern China acknowledged, from his health facility bed:Yang Yang used to be so lovely and that i simply desired to cuddle him. I didn’t count on he might assault. It used to be now not the 1st time Yang Yang had bitten somebody who acquired too own, yet a zoo authentic was once emphatic approximately the place to place the blame:He acknowledged it was once no longer transparent no matter if the power may upload extra indicators round the enclosure or positioned extra fences up. “We can't make it like a jail. We have already got indicators up caution humans to not climb in,” he acknowledged. “There aren't any fences alongside roads yet humans recognize to not pass if there are vehicles. this can be simple wisdom. ” maintaining WITH foreign pageant The chinese language are rarely the one ones which are simply blinded to risk via a bushy coat, and don’t imagine that jumping into zoo enclosures for a cuddle is an unique overseas impulse, both. Western zoo buyers have additionally chanced on irrelevant how one can exhibit their affection for harmful animals: ■ a lady (later came across to have a blood alcohol point two times the criminal restrict) overlooked indications and limitations and had a number of arms bitten off while she attempted to feed a endure at a zoo in Wisconsin, doubtless making it a memorable journey for her three-year-old granddaughter. (She used to be later fined for violating the zoo’s ideas. ) ■ A customer climbed over a fence, scaled an eight-foot-tall rock constitution, and bypassed an electrical twine to leap into the elephant show at Cameron Park Zoo in Texas, the place nobody blamed the elephant for smacking her upside the top. “They’re no longer used to an individual being of their space,” acknowledged the zoo’s director. different zoo consumers have climbed into the indicates of snow leopards and lions, provided physique components via fences to jaguars and otters, and one was once bitten simply because he used to be attempting to “help” a unfastened gibbon on the Cincinnati Zoo. CODEPENDENT CREATURES Our delusions concerning the nature of animals don’t constantly result in bloodshed, thankfully. It’s precise that the various offenses are minor and inconvenience just a couple of. A penguin named Kentucky at a zoo in England has turn into a favourite due to his difficult dislike of water:“It’s a piece too chilly for him within the water, so he spends all his time at the rocks simply strolling around,” acknowledged Adam Stevenson, the zoo’s assistant chicken keeper. “It’s a little a discomfort having to move over specially to him to feed him simply because he won’t cross within the water, yet he’s a true personality and everybody on the zoo loves him. ” Stevenson acknowledged keepers douse Kentucky with water no less than two times an afternoon to maintain his feathers fit and fresh. real, this penguin is making additional paintings just for a handful of zookeepers (which, as a occupation flow, may well truly qualify him for a merchandising to management). yet in lots of different situations, habit that could be a wider threat to most of the people is noticeable as equally captivating. In New Jersey, a wild turkey took up place of abode on go out 14B of the recent Jersey Turnpike and prompted difficulties through rushing out and in of site visitors and prompting humans to do similar to they chased after her to take photos.

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